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Violin: Sound of a kitten’s tail being pulled through a keyhole. Synonym: nails on a chalkboard.

Violoncello: See Violin, but substitute “mountain lion” for “kitten.” (For double bass, substitute “Alaskan blue whale” for “mountain lion.”

From: Clavier Companion, November/December 2009, pg 56-57

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